So bizarre of a theme-ing effort it has to be seen to be believed. It's like they spared no expense in making a smallish luxury hotel, and then decided to let somebody to copy a Disney resort with a budget of about $4.49. I tried to play here, but found the theme so distracting it ruined it.

FYI - Upon leaving I was told the basement offered "massage services" from some young ladies from former Warsaw-pact nations.